The Putang Pinch

When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants

Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since

by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019

piggy pinch

Piggy pinch is the act of seeing a pink car, then proceeding to say "piggy pinch" while pinching the closest person to just like the act of spotto but pinching

Nathaniel saw a pink car and pinched Ellen while saing piggy pinch

by T-rail Bologna November 5, 2023

sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it

** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!

by sneakypincher August 23, 2007

pinch proportions

Artistic proportions, most often applied to females, in which some body parts seem to be pinched to incredibly skinny measures, while others seem ballooned to unnecessarily large sizes. Most often used where a woman's waistline is pinched to the point where internal organs cannot possibly exist, and her breasts (and/or head) are ballooned to incredibly disproportionate sizes.

People really need to stop drawing with pinch proportions. These people are starting to look like aliens.

by ZippyDee October 3, 2011

Pinch and shoot

Act of halting and redirecting male ejaculate

David did a pinch and shoot on Tim’s back

by Monkoc June 17, 2022

Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.

Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Pinching her sushi

Slang for female masturbation

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi

by Akd148 May 11, 2025