pig ignorant

Literally as ignorant as a pig. Where ones behaviour, mannerisms and decorum have reached a level so deplorable that they may be accurately compared to an animal such as a pig.
''God Joe is such a pig ignorant moron. He didn't like the taste of his takeaway curry so he threw the whole lot out the window of the car''.
by Lil Kelly September 21, 2015
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Pig box

A group of fat, foul, ugly women driving about the town in a Nissan Micra listening to Destiny's Child hunting for cock.
Hey, look. There's another pig box. Fucking rank bitches.
by Jimmeh August 04, 2005
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Roller pig

An extremely over weight person who is wheel chair bound not through disability, but through over eating.
Look at that Roller pig!
by Sindy Sugarlump January 05, 2007
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Long Pig

slang term for human flesh prepared as the flesh of a pig. Usually used to sell human flesh to tourists in East Asian countries. Long Pig is best when avoided entirely.
by Zach January 30, 2004
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Pig Aids

The Swine Flu.

Pig aids is found typically in people who have been in contact with pigs, although there have been cases of person-to-person transmission.

Symptoms include: fever, disorientation, stiffness of the joints, vomiting, and loss of conciousness ending in death.
Bob: Man, I don't feel to good. I think I caught the Swine Flu.

John: Nah bro, you got them pig aids. You're gonna die.
by Mysterion2k9 April 26, 2009
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plastic pig

Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.
Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42
by oracle August 19, 2004
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jumped the pig

the moment when a luxury or fashion brand begins an irreparable decline into mass market obscurity and irrelevance.

often precipitated by introducing a lower-level line or announcing a collaboration with a non-prestige brand.

similar to the phrase jump the shark, but goes beyond merely assessing quality & creativity of the product; cultural relevance and loss of respect by the cultural elite are important elements as well. applies exclusively to luxury brands.
the H&M capsule collection was bad enough, but when they heard about the collaboration with UGG, the fashionistas knew Jimmy Choo had jumped the pig.
by rational narcissist March 15, 2010
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