idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010

Buttock Idiot

A squint eyed fool that thinks he's a musician and an artist but isn't either of those things

Father: Did you enjoy that music?

Son: No, he's a buttock idiot

by skydivingasswolf August 29, 2022

magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.

No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.

by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018

Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks

Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine

by MIG Pilot June 10, 2009

idiot-jerk

a term that both deliberately insults somebody’s intelligence and regards them as behaving foolishly

Yo man! You see that unintelligent fool over there?! He is acting like a total idiot-jerk!

by nbakes January 10, 2009

total idiot

One of the highest rankings of Idiot attainable. People normally associated with this ranking are called Rachel.

"Look at that total idiot over there trying to milk a brick".

"I know, her name is clearly Rachel"

by Little badger face August 5, 2014

Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

by Big Mac July 21, 2004