I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

I’m fine

Usually when a girl say I’m fine she’s not so I would keep asking her and if she doesn’t admit she’s not ok. Then let her be. She might want to be left alone.

“Hey, are you ok?”

“Yeah I’m fine”

“Are you sure?”

“No. I feel like I’m not worth it and no body loves me anymore. I’m just not happy.”

by Megan Sloan June 1, 2020

Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

Calling out someone for saying something untrue or not possible.

“Did I tell you I won an Oscar recently?”
-Yeah, and I’m Beyoncé

by playing1950 February 9, 2023

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

How can I be sure I’m getting authentic Phentermine 37.5mg?

by sizukasinchan May 16, 2025

I’m all yours

Bitch tryna fuck

Yo Chelsea said I’m all hers
You Bro she want that dick
I’m all yours:she want your cock once in a life time opportunity

by I’m all yours September 29, 2021

I’m scared

Phrase used when one wants to be verbal with an expression yet different from known expressions like “ El Oh El (LOL), I’m weak, I’m dead”.

Statement:

“The girls threw a party celebrating Chelseas’ first period”.
Response:

“ I’m scared”.

by Murr-anda Riiy’ts January 29, 2022

I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024