Ho Bandit

For when 'slut' just isn't good enough!
See also Ho Banditry

"That new girl at work is a real ho bandit!"

by NickJ84 December 24, 2007

Fro Ho

An abbreviation for "Frozen Ho's," or "Frozen Whores," that is a play on Fro Yo. These are the girls you see attempting to run around campus in heels that are too high and tube dresses that are too short. They are usually trying to get to sorority events before they freeze to death, because a jacket doesn't go with those bursting bosoms.

Person A: Hey it started snowing!
Person B: Uh oh, I hope the fro hos are going to be alright out there...

by misskels December 12, 2010

facebook ho

one who goes on facebook and adds anybody just to get the most number of friends and constantly goes on the site and posts pictures up like everyday or changes his or her status multiple times a day

John, are you a facebook ho? Stop checking it so much.

by pokerface2 March 28, 2009

Land Ho

1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.

1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.

by DragonlordALS July 9, 2004

ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

by alinic73 April 20, 2010

ho-muffin

A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.

My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"

by shayblahlissanah October 12, 2005

Ho Phone

A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.

Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.

by Subliminalkid920 April 21, 2010