Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez December 3, 2007

Roman Battle Helmet

When one places ones balls AND cock upon another less fortunate individuals forehead and proceeds to photograph the incident, hence giving the appearance that the chosen individual is wearing the aformentioned head decoration.

I'm going to sneak into the white house and personally deliver a roman battle helmet right upon the forehead of our unusually sensual vice president.

by bigballsballinballroomandcouch July 27, 2010

German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

roman war helmet

when u put ur balls on someones forehead and run ur dick down the bridge of their nose and they wear u like a helmet

your mom gave me a roman war helmet last night

by chummy(your moms lover) April 15, 2003

Where the helmet ends

At the very tip of the penis...At the extreme end of someting...The end of the line...The end of the rope...Final resting place...At the tip of something...

Dis street sign sez "Dead End"...We at where the helmet ends.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008