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Take her to heaven

The act of Billy making passionate love to his women.
She can't wait to come back over so I can take her to heaven
by Therealdealbill July 4, 2018
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Have you ever been to heaven

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Totally didnโ€™t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho thatโ€™s the question
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slice of heaven

getting oral while dropping a bomb and swigging JD
bob "so wat did u do last night man?"
john "my girl gave me a slice of heaven. i owe her big time."
bob "u lucky son of a bitch."
by crayzykyle October 12, 2008
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Stairway To Heaven

A poo that breaks the surface of the water before it has finished leaving your arse.
Thus creating a stairway to heaven.
Christ, that's my third Stairway to Heaven in two weeks. It must be something i've ate.
by D Rogerson January 18, 2008
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Stairway to heaven

The most well constructed song for reasons none of you could ever understand... well... youll understand if you keep reading this definition... this song is called stairway to heaven played forward... giving off a peaceful hormonious feeling... but there is a verse that if played backwords will shock you all with its satanic evil messages.. all you people that love this song... i tell you now.. you are all victims to subliminal messaging
played forward:

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen,
Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on.

played backword:

Oh heres to my sweet satan,
the one whos little path would make me sad whos power is satan,
he'll bring those with him 666,
there was a little tool shed where he made us suffer sad satan.

no word of a lie you can browse the internet for stairway to heaven back masking or stairway to heaven subliminal messaging... i did not believe one word of any of this... so what i did was i downloaded the song... recorded it in sound recorder (set it soo it recorded what i played in the speakers not the mic).. then switched it to reverse and played... that section of the song will blow you away
by ScottieIsTheNextAntiChrist September 4, 2006
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stairway to heaven

The best song ever by led zeppelin. Has the best guitar solo. If u play the verse "if there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now it's just a spring clean for the may queen yes there are 2 paths you can go by but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on" backwards it translates to "sweet satan the one whose little path would make me sad whose power is satan he'll give those with him 666 and in his little toolshed where he mad us suffer sad satan"
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
by Death's imaginary friend (Lee) November 15, 2004
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Swag Heaven

The place in which people with tight swag go after they pass away
You that guy has insane nice swag, he is deff going to swag heaven
by TheSwagGateKeeper May 12, 2010
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