Jailhouse Gym

A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.

Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."

by ShakinBaby July 31, 2020

Gym

Gym is a Place where people only go to be cool, but in reality they´re just omega GAY.

Person 1: Let´s go to the gym
Person 2: Nah bro, I´m already cool and not gay.

by K.K.J March 15, 2023

gym squatter

someone who sits on a piece of equipment/machine, doom scrolling and NOT working out

I couldn’t get all of my work out in bc of the gym squatters

by Latttf April 16, 2025

Gym fag

Someone who works out solely for vanity and cares nothing about actual health, fitness, or strength.

I hate running into Trevor at the gym. He's only like 140 lbs but he's always shirtless because he wants everyone to see his abs. All he even does there is flex in the mirror like a total gym fag.

by Dirtball Supreme August 16, 2022

street gym

An Improvised and intuitive training approach, using only the environment to perform different exercises.

I was told that doing street gym three times a week, is good for my health.

by Captain SG June 26, 2016

Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.

I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.

by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020

Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment

I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.

by Canton town August 5, 2019