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Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.
Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.
by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007
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goonball [goon] [goons]

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.
We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.
by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009
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cyber goon

sombody who goeas on xbox all day long and plays minecraft
by zaebbiuy August 23, 2012
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you goofy

by foodlover100000 July 8, 2018
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coon goon

A white male that loves to pimp black chicks
Guy #1- "Yo Eric's gotten 3 black chicks to fuck him since Tuesday"
Guy #2- "What do you expect? He's a coon goon"
by Bigboysenpai69 July 17, 2019
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'a Jade Goody'

Doing something simply for the publicity.

Noted as 'pulling a jade goody'.

Even taking it so far as to die to be able to sell the rights to your funeral for your ugly kids and criminal husband.
Look at madonna and her new adopted baby, she definitely pulling' a jade goody'.

did you hear katie price and peter andre broke up?
nah man, they're just pulling 'a jade goody'.

whats the difference between cancer and a goat?
jade goody can't milk a goat
by TobesLax June 18, 2009
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get your goomy

The art of grabbing another humans penis or vagina then saying "I got your goomy"
"Hey Berta, I'm gonna get your goomy"
by BVCH666 July 28, 2022
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