by Datgoat January 1, 2020
Get the girlfriend fevermug. 1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019
Get the Girlfriend Paradoxmug. That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
by Iron head July 7, 2017
Get the girlfriends bffmug. One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.
by BingusDingus December 5, 2019
Get the Brendan's Girlfriendmug. Frat guy 1: Yo bro,do you know Johanna?
Frat guy 2: yea bro what about her?
Frat guy 1: dude,she's a total Public Girlfriend,
She's slept with Joe,Rob and Mike
Frat guy 2: yea bro total PG
Frat guy 2: yea bro what about her?
Frat guy 1: dude,she's a total Public Girlfriend,
She's slept with Joe,Rob and Mike
Frat guy 2: yea bro total PG
by lick these (: November 23, 2010
Get the Public Girlfriendmug. The new name you give your ex girlfriend after finding out she cheated on you, typically with one or more people.
by clappedvic May 30, 2021
Get the Community Girlfriendmug. 