Gabe is a black kid adapted by a Mexican family who lets his friends bang his mom whenever they want.
by Momfucker March 6, 2024
Get the Gabemug. A gabe is a gabe. It likes to play dota and likes to brag his huskar skills
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
by Akoangbatas January 12, 2020
Get the Gabemug. by Liz <3 July 11, 2021
Get the gabe brownmug. by heyimgabeitch December 1, 2022
Get the gabe itchmug. This man is truly disappointing to say the least. When you first meet this sad excuse of a man you might think hes a good man or funny but once you get to know him you can see the true stench in his nature. I STRONGLY believe you should drop this man from your life. Gabe is comparable to a moldy eggplant. He tells me that I "shouldn't" commit suicide the first chance I get. Do you really want a "man" like this is your life? doubt it. Find yourself a Norman
by Imnotgey October 11, 2018
Get the Gabemug. 
Person 1: wow that girl is so cute
Person 2: um don't you have a boyfriend
Person 1: don't be such a grumpy gabe
Person 2: um don't you have a boyfriend
Person 1: don't be such a grumpy gabe
by deputy_cute_stuff November 17, 2020
Get the grumpy gabemug.