Fuck Boy

A person who wears yeezys or adidas nmd's to pick up girls.

girl 1: "Hey look at that handsome guy"

girl 2: "No he's wearing yeezy's so he's a fuck boy"

by Lets Chill :3 October 14, 2017

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I've dated him. You've dated him. Your Gran probably dated him in a past life. He's why we are all here. He takes many forms and can be hard to spot, but guaranteed to leave you with a broken heart, a huge sense of injustice and often an itch that you can never fully scratch (you should really get that tested).

He texted me 'you up?' at 3:18am.

He's DEFINITELY a fuck boy.

by FboyPodcast June 16, 2021

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Fuck boy

Some boy who is weak to pussy.
And he is a fuckin idiot
And he is going to destroy your life

Emma: He is so beautiful, I love him.
Julia: NO!!! He is a FUCK BOY, don't do this

by effyfromnowhere June 17, 2017

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So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

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by The River Walker February 16, 2021

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