by bshsjanjajsnajs October 20, 2020
Get the Zak Fauxmug. Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
Get the faux jackmug. One who pretends to be a high credibility or operates under false pretenses in order to earn money and truly not help their communities as they proclaim to.
Martin Luther King, Jr. was considered to be a “poor righteous teacher”, but people like televangelist are more like faux-righteous teachers. They simply pretend to do it for the good of others but they profit largely from their exploitation of faith and community giving.
by Daymain Smith May 25, 2024
Get the faux-righteous teachermug. A seemingly real, but fake load, of cum. Usually created while receiving oral sex when ejaculate "appears" to be produced, usually in the or around the females face or mouth. This ejaculate can be excused as fake, or faux, to prevent angry or sometimes hostile emotions.
by cwc.bbc September 23, 2011
Get the Faux Loadmug. When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009
Get the faux-packagemug. Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy
I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.
Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!
Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!
by Grash0per February 22, 2018
Get the faux snapmug. by FBoheme October 16, 2010
Get the Faux Bohememug.