Fairytale Faggot

When a person is being soo gay that it reminds you of a pickle sniffer. Someone who was so uber gay with other mans penises that they dream about doing it in their sleep

You reminded me of a fairytale faggot the other night!

by the only one left August 7, 2010

form fairy

A Martial Artists who prefers to perfect his forms (such as Katas and Poomsaes) instead of actually learning how to fight, by sparring.

Tom can easily beat up Shannon, even though Shannon is a black belt and Tom is a blue belt. The reason being that Shannon is a form fairy.

by Michael P S July 28, 2008

Shat Fairy

The spiting of a roommate by shitting in his or her toilet while they are unaware. Refusing to flush and hiding the toilet paper. Knowing they will return and question the validity of said shit.

Bob: "Who the fuck took a shit in my toilet?"

Tom: "Dude, never piss off the shat fairy."

by this is not me January 23, 2010

Laundry Fairy

The mythical, benevolent being who invisibly swoops in and magically changes the stinking mountain of dirty laundry into freshly washed, dried, and folded garments, artfully stacked and organized, and, possibly, even delivered to the bedrooms of the actual owners/wearers of the clothing. This is done for the sheer delight and personal gratification of the Laundry Fairy, who has absofuckinglutely nothing better to do in life, so no thanks or reciprocity is necessary. Really. However, Laundry Fairies have been known to file for divorce, kick children out of the house, and shove random baskets of laundry up the rectal orifices of housemates. Extreme Caution, and doing your own damn wash, is strongly advised if the Laundry Fairy begins mumbling about power chainsaws.

Q: Why are all John's clothes suddenly that weird pink color?

A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.

by Cinnamon67 October 5, 2011

Ass Fairy

A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.

Kim Kardashian has been visited by the Ass Fairy way too many times!

by jsd9632 February 19, 2012

Happy (Fairy Tail)

A blue cat who is the companion of Natsu Dragneel. He can summon wings from his back and fly around. Similar to Natsu, he is obsessed with food, specifically seafood. He is strong enough to carry Natsu as well, despite being much smaller than him.

"I cleared my mind of everything except for fish!" -Happy (Fairy Tail)

by CrystalJustice July 31, 2016

Fairy lights

The thing every white girl that claims they are aesthetic has

I just got new fairy lights!
Oh my god ur so aesthetic!!!

by iTsNoTaPhAsEmOmmm November 27, 2019