faux-urbanizer

Someone who submits fake phrases or words to urban dictionary in order to win arguments.

Bruce tried to prove that kick the cat was a real phrase by sending us a link to Urban Dictionary...but we ALL know he submitted that entry himself. He is such a faux-urbanizer!

by Mama Wheelie January 14, 2016

Faux Rail

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.

Hey why does he have that tubing with him? Bro, just watch, Hes gonna do a faux rail with it.

by Tophbutt September 7, 2020

faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009

faux swear

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”

My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.

by DJ Kran August 16, 2018

Zak Faux

THE MOST PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD

i’m in love with Zak Faux!

by bshsjanjajsnajs October 20, 2020

faux snap

Making a staged or pretend snapchat snap to fool your followers into thinking you are clever, cool, silly and/or clumsy

I think when she “fell asleep all cute” it was a faux snap and really just a selfie. She ain’t got a girlfriend.

Did you see that bitches faux snap last night? He has never gotten into a bar fight in his life!

by Grash0per February 22, 2018