fallon

A fallon is a unit of measurement used to describe how sexually attractive a man is. One fallon is equal to Jimmy Fallon. This unit is typically used by homosexual men.

The fallon system has very few rules. To be a valid measurement, it must be a positive number between zero and 10. Fractions and decimals are permitted (a person can be half a fallon) but nobody can be zero fallons. Generally, a 10 is not given as it implies the perfect man, but is valid.

The fallon number system is metric, so prefixes may be added to the unit.

Hag: "What do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Fag: "He's about 3 fallons, maybe 4 after a few drinks."

by MonsterousMonster January 17, 2010

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falcon ridge

(n) a 4-day folk festival in eastern central new york state (some say upstate). it is the best annual hippie gathering with tons of great bands and tens of thousands of people of every type (except neo-cons, conservatives, baby killers, etc.) on the biggest hill in the world. desert heat in day, alpine cold at night, and the coolest(not as in cold) weather this side of the moon. music and parties and love and food and frisbee. expencieve as shit, though. and tents. thousands upon thousands of tents.

"at falcon ridge this summer we've inraged the falcon gods
tents have turned to creeping crawling body snatchen pods"
-moxy fruvous

by annon. January 17, 2004

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