Fake crib

He always follows crib around and if you want to know where he is just look for crib. 7.5 inches and still growing but really he is only 0.5 inch. His name is Flynn M

Your such a fake crib

by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

Fake Mews

When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.

As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.

by redoctober45 July 17, 2019

Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.

Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.

by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019

Fake Sloot

Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.

Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"

by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012

Fake Xanax

Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.

Lil Peep Overdosed on fake Xanax.

by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019

Fake Statistics

A fake percentage to show off knowledge, stupidity, or to harass a group of people.

Example of "Fake Statistics".

Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"

Victor, "LOLWUT"

by Jerio November 8, 2009