Elisa

A muhfuh who hates keelo and wants him to die a horrible death

Elisa:kyyyss keelo
Keelo: :(

by Specsalt September 11, 2023

Elisha

A synonym for someone who is narcissistic or self centered

No way, she's such an Elisha

by thatguyarvin September 30, 2023

Elishava

Elishava is the girl that has always been there for me. Even though we have had our ups and downs, she will forever be my forever person. Elishava is the kind of girl who will defend you even if its wrong to do so. Elishava is the angel that cares more about her friends than anything else, she is a trustworthy and gorgeous soul that I will forever cherish. Nobody else will ever be able to begin to compete with the happiness she brings me. Elishava is the only person who truly tried to understand me, and she is the only person I need in my life to remain happy.

Girl one; Have you met Elishava?
Girl two; Of course I have. I found her alluring from the moment I saw her.

by Elishavas favorite November 20, 2023

Elisha Dane Thompson

A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.

I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.

by r/treefookers February 7, 2024

Elisa

An absolute cunt, liar, cheater and weird hoe stay away from her at any means possible.
Will talk shit about you with her weird ass friends. She’s the wlw heartbreak that makes you want to kys also has greasy fucking hair I hope she chokes on a community masc strap.

A: ” Guess who I texted“
B: ” Better not be that bitch Elisa“
A: ” Why?“
B: ” She‘s a mentally unstable fukcing bimbo“
A: ” Word !!!!“

by LesbianGod101 February 22, 2024

elyssa

ketpet. elyssa never shuts up, but that’s also why everyone loves her. she has a crippling nicotine addiction, can never take her anywhere without a vape or snus. she has adhd, she is delulu but also straight forward and will not take shit from no one. you need an elyssa in ur life.

Elyssa’s favourite hobby is to share peoples vapes - “watch your vape; Elyssa is coming”

by ketpet December 7, 2023

elipsanxious

adj. 1. experiencing anxiety or irritation after sending a text or digital message and feeling yourself unable to close the app or otherwise go on with your life because the recipient of your message is writing you back (indicated by the pulsing ellipses), while invariably taking much longer to reply than seems possible or consonant with someone of even average intelligence and working thumbs. 2. Similar feeling only heightened by apprehension of what it is they might write back. (alt sp. elipseanxious)

So there I stood staring at my phone screen, cursing those flashing dots, too elipsanxious to close the damned thing even though all I really wanted to do is go make myself a cup of tea and pick up where I left off in my book.

by Devere of Oxford July 17, 2024