Eli Hordiner

Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga
Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife
by Pope Chris November 06, 2023
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The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...
by VCgess April 14, 2023
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blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet
Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli
by Dr. Profussy July 20, 2022
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The Eli cone

When you are smoking kush and right before someone takes a hit you jizz into the cone piece and sprinkle lime juice on it to give the bong hit more of a zing. If done correctly you should cough up cum for the next few weeks. You can do the advanced eli cone by jizzing into your hand and throwing it across the room into the cone piece. This takes alot more skill and good technique and if done incorrectly you can throw jizz into the person who is smoking and they will beat the shit out of you. With the advanced eli cone you also have to throw the lime across the room.
Did you hear last night me and my dad tried the eli cone and it was soooo good!
by phatphuckincock69 June 21, 2017
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eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!
there a eli and marshy and mike
by lolitslux July 06, 2022
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Eli Hamblen

I’m the best of all my friends you can call me an eli Hamblen
by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 December 23, 2020
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Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans
Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle
by Wistopher May 10, 2020
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