The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
Get the The Texas Beto Duff Fluffermug. Designated-ugly-fugly-friend
The one friend in the group who doesn’t really feel like a friend Becuase of how irrelevant they are or feel and when in public is the one who gets asked for the phone numbers of the other attractive friends.
The one friend in the group who doesn’t really feel like a friend Becuase of how irrelevant they are or feel and when in public is the one who gets asked for the phone numbers of the other attractive friends.
“Yoo you see those hella fine girls man”
“ yes sir I do”
“Go see if you can get their numbers”
“ nahh I’m too pussy”
“Oh fairs, jus go ask the DUFF then, their there for a reason”
“ yes sir I do”
“Go see if you can get their numbers”
“ nahh I’m too pussy”
“Oh fairs, jus go ask the DUFF then, their there for a reason”
by Doorknobsontoast_420 July 11, 2020
Get the Duffmug. Duff is a quiet man when you first meet him yet is incredibly observant and always listening. He takes his time in both thoughts and actions, but in the end is always ready to share the very best of himself. Duff is strong yet gentle, firm yet kind and mushy. If you are lucky enough to have a Duff in your life, then you are guaranteed a funny and generous confidante who will be by your side forever.
by Duckie1970 December 9, 2023
Get the Duffmug. The shake at the bottom of a bag of drugs, including the seeds and stems in a bag of weed. Commonly used to describe the shake at the bottom of a bag of crystal meth.
by jlthomas110880 November 25, 2020
Get the Duffmug. 
DUFF - Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
Doesnt have to be fat or ugly. The weak link in the group of girls. The least attractive but it the most approachable. Use her to speak to the girl in group you want to score with.
Doesnt have to be fat or ugly. The weak link in the group of girls. The least attractive but it the most approachable. Use her to speak to the girl in group you want to score with.
"Damn Cindy so hot, how do i even get a chance to speak to her?"
" its simple my friend, get to know her DUFF Sarah & youre in"
" its simple my friend, get to know her DUFF Sarah & youre in"
by Jamattack July 17, 2016
Get the Duffmug.