Douchebag Day

Gym day when you just do arms and chest, weights only, no cardio.

Amit had a douchebag day yesterday so his arms are looking hench.

by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016

Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012

douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.

Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!

by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

liberal douchebag

People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.

The West Coast of America is largely inhabited by liberal douchebags.

by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009

Douchebag Factory

A bar that at any point during the day has a high douchebag to normal bar goer ratio.

We were at the bar last night watching the game and it was pretty cool except after 11 it became a total Douchebag Factory.

by Chewable Vitamins April 25, 2010