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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Doomscrolling

The act of endlessly scrolling through bad news on social media or news websites, often causing increased anxiety or feelings of hopelessness. Originates from the video game "Doom" and represents the chaotic and never-ending flow of negative content.
"I couldn't sleep last night because I spent hours doomscrolling through my Twitter feed, and all the bad news kept me anxious."
by iwv December 28, 2023
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dooksplash

when the poop a lil liquidy so it’s coatin the bowl
1: Hey man you alright? sounded like you were fighting a battle

2. Yeah I made it out, that sure was a dooksplash though
by Jacuuz February 23, 2024
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Doobs

The silent guy who never texts on your group text thread
When is the last time doobs responded on this text thread. Doobs you alive?
by Ohhhohhh March 3, 2024
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Doopey

What you feel after an argument while watching TV and feeling Pretty lazy and pissed of
look at him, he looks so damn doopey
by TheTrue7 April 4, 2024
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doomshitting

A prolonged session of defecation resulting from doomscrolling on the toilet
He's been in there for an hour.

Yeah, must be doomshitting.
by Wheatyfields April 12, 2024
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doomshitting

A prolonged session of defecation resulting from doomscrolling on the toilet
He's been in there for an hour.

Yeah, must be doomshitting.
by Wheatyfields April 12, 2024
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