dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

Ding-Dong

A Ding-Dong is when someone is being stupid, commonly used during gaming, it could either be used when your friend/team mate dies or is just throwing

Bro Leo, your such a Ding-Dong, just stop acting sped

by ParchNugget3721 September 7, 2023

Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Thiccouliuas dong

A male appendage of similar width and length. This usually results in a misunderstanding. It is mistaken for a tumor and removed

My Thiccouliuas Dong is throbbing in Shrek's ass.

by Why you need my name June 20, 2019

Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.

Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.

by dfir February 20, 2015

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Swan Dong

The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.

Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong

by Larry James August 27, 2023