Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021

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by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
by schooldays May 16, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
