by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021
Get the Freshman ditch day mug.A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
Get the ditch jockey mug.Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
Get the Alaskan ditch mug.Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.
That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch
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