When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.
by MNL897 March 16, 2025

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

Friend "How was your night?"
Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"
Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"
by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

by Mrfrostedflake December 9, 2015

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

by Millimatter May 30, 2021

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear
by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024
