Detroit Dive

When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.
Oh my gosh, look! That fool is making a Detroit Dive right in front of all those cars!
by MNL897 March 16, 2025
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Detroit Nutty

see Cleveland Steamer, just add lots of nuts in the feces.
Man he really gave me the Detroit Nutty tonight
by Silk Brah March 21, 2008
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Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.
Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"
by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025
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Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand
"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"
by Mrfrostedflake December 9, 2015
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Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
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Detroit fire drill

Derived from the Chinese fire drill, a Detroit fire drill is a car jacking.
"Hey let's get out of here, those guys look like they want to do a Detroit fire drill.
by Millimatter May 30, 2021
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Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear
Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time
by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024
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