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Deathacate

The act of concentrating on defacating or taking a shit so hard that you subsequently rupture an important blood vessel to the brain and die.

Thus, Death + Defacate = Deathacate
Ted: Dude, did you hear about Robby?!

Pauly: Yea Ted...I heard he deathacated.

Ted: That's a shitty way to go man.
by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009
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payable on death

A type of bank account that will leave all of its contents to the specified heir upon the death of the account's original owner. This keeps the money within the account out of probate.

The band "P.O.D." took this term, applied it to the death of Yahshuah (Jesus Christ), and used it for their name. The contents of a payable-on-death account loosely symbolize The Messiah's atonement for our sin.
Mikhail: "You have a payable-on-death bank account?"
Phineas: "No, I'll be sitting in Hell laughing my ass off at the people going through the trouble of proving the authenticity of my will."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"

Mikhail: "What does P.O.D.'s name mean?"
Phineas: "It stands for Payable on Death. It's a type of bank account that allows its contents to be passed on to somebody else when the owner dies without the money going into probate. They correlate this with Jesus' atonement for our sin, you fucking dumbass. Jeez, why the hell do I even hang around you? If I wanted to hear dumb questions, I'd go to a third grade math lesson and listen to kids ask why two plus two equals four."
Mikhail: "...You're a dick..."
Phineas: "lol"
by BeefMonger February 19, 2008
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faces of death

A set of movies that were made in the 70's to 2001. This is a collection of real and fake deaths and other crazy crap. This should not be viewed by anyone with weak hearts or who are sensive. They are very gory and violent.
I watched this movie and i can't get those images out of my head!
by ganban May 29, 2005
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Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.
by Kiko December 19, 2003
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melodic death metal

Death metal (200+bpm, 200 riffs/song) + melody (harmonies, melodies, slower choruses, less tremelo picking, tends to be slower).
Dark Tranquility will forever be the greatest melodic death metal band.
by K` July 25, 2008
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blue screen of death

A Windows Problem in which your RAM isn't capable of the program you are running. Happens most often in Windows 98 or Windows 98SE
Amazing, I haven't had the blue screen of death in 2 hours. Quick honey, call Ripleys Beleive it or not.
by Kevin L July 9, 2004
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Twink Death

When a man who was previously described as a twink (typically at a young age) is shown later in life as particularly ugly.
I hope Shawn Mendez doesn’t go through Twink Death like Leonardo DiCaprio.
by HiMommyGSpot February 19, 2023
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