Detroit

It’s just like the jungle full of only monkeys

I got robed in Detroit

by Realsh!!! April 9, 2024

Detroit

A city in Michigan, USA, where you can't have shit.

FUCKERS STOLE MY PHONE! I can't have shit in Detroit!

by TirakyneTripleA January 13, 2022

University of Detroit

A “college” that a bunch of stinky little piss babies go to to get their stinky little piss degrees. Grads from here are know to have the WORST take on anything and everything, and most likely have underlying trauma and or mental illness.

Yo this guy from The University of Detroit told me that medication for mental disorders is dumb and that I’ll feel better if I stop taking my medication and use my brain. What an idiot.

by hon3yb33 October 23, 2022

Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.

That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.

by Swayzedog August 9, 2019

Detroit Dive

When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.

Oh my gosh, look! That fool is making a Detroit Dive right in front of all those cars!

by MNL897 March 16, 2025

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

Detroit Nutty

see Cleveland Steamer, just add lots of nuts in the feces.

Man he really gave me the Detroit Nutty tonight

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008