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Dank Express

the D.E.R.P. it is part of IS 229s train system
we must join the Dank Express. it is the best shit there is
by Nobellium Uranium November 15, 2018
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boody dank

The stuff(toilet paper or dried poop)in between your boody cheeks.
“Ew, you got boody dank!
by Poop birdy December 20, 2017
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dank-tirement

“Dude, can’t wait to come out of dank-tirement this weekend
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Dank Tamel

A tampon that has been left to go dry
Fuck me who's is that dank tamel
by Phil and Dave April 12, 2008
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Dank Dean

When you do a F A T ass dab and then go to an event/ activity and try your best to act sober but still enjoy your high. (Work, School, Shop.)
Hey I dont feel like going to school sober im going to pull a Dank Dean.

Yo boss im gonna be Dank Dean for work alright?
by Dank Dean January 15, 2019
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Dank Debt

It's a debt you have to someone because they let you smoke a bunch of their weed and now you have to pay them back with your own.
Dave and Carlos are hanging out on a warm summer's night. David turns to Carlos and whispers seductively into Carlos' nervous ear, "May I smoke some of your weed, my good ol' friend". Carlos turning away in anger thought to himself, "Fuck I have a dank debt to him. He let me smoke all of his dad's weed". Carlos turns back to Dave and says reluctantly, "I guess you can have some". With a look of shame, Carlos handed him his dank and a tear almost fell out of his eyes. Almost because Mary Jane dried his eyes out.
by Dank Dad September 14, 2014
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Dank Spaghetti

When someone from Apple revokes tweakbox and when tweakbox fixes their app they say...

DANK SPAGHETTI!!!
Me: tweakbox is revoked! 😭
tweakbox: Dank...
tweakbox: DANK SPAGHETTI!
by danksphagetti2019 August 30, 2019
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