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when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube
whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'
by true story! January 23, 2016
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bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun

"Obviously, if you have typed that in, you must be insane!" That is what some people would say but you don't want to listen to those guys. but oh no no no, I am here to show you the light.

You're insane, they were right.
BUT, it does have a meaning, this term means something is absolutely improbable and out of no where.
You can describe ANYTHING as a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun.
"Oh Robbie over there? He is such a bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
"That discussion was so bread with legs in an ice cube on water under sun"
by Mother BeastCake May 27, 2017
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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!
by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022
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Cube

by Ro400 June 10, 2015
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shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.
by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017
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Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.
"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."
by KingTotem December 31, 2009
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Cube Forest

Large collection of condo towers in an urban setting. Often filled with yuppies who often compare their dwellings with other glass and steel cubes in a vain attempt to differentiate their faceless boxes from the other faceless boxes. Comments often heard are as such: "We live in the OXFORD towers..you know, the ones with the SPIRE on top?" (Note: reader may substitute words in caps.) and constantly reassure themselves that their wise purchase of upgrades such as Granite counters and Stainless Steel appliances will somehow ensure a massive resale premium. Dwellers are often a mix of owners and renters (tenants of the next Donald Trump) all of whom believe the investment strategy they are using will help them gain big when they sell.
I Live in the cube forest at Beach and Hornby
by jnathanmac June 10, 2010
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