Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

cock block

Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.

Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."

Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."

by mspinkosu February 27, 2011

clockblock

Delaying a friend from breaking up with their significant other even though it's inevitable.

Usher clockblocked his friend from moving on from his abusive relationship.

by r_tuna November 18, 2014

Cock Block

When a horrible person stops you from getting the D.

Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.

by Jennynovak May 27, 2015

cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

by adrian November 27, 2003

cock block squad

a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.

The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.

by hello April 12, 2005

cockbucket

Someone who is being a douche bag, stupid shit, or just plain moronic

Wow your mom is a cockbucket

by kevbo February 13, 2004