inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi September 1, 2008

chili on my pringles

When someone takes a HUGE shit on your stomach while you suck your stomach in to be concave, like a pringle.

Your chili on my pringles sets my ocean in motion baby ;D

by Gutslut42556 December 18, 2010

Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.

My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

by DirtyThirty57 May 28, 2019

Chili Cook-Off

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.

Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off

by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 6, 2017

Jersey chili dog

When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit

Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.

by Asset team December 3, 2015

Chili Cheese Dogging

The act of shoving chili in your partners asshole, meanwhile shoving your own smegma inside your penis whole, after-which you launch you smegma (cheese) out with your nut inside the chili filled asshole in order to be sucked out.

Guy: “but babe I hate chili cheese dogging.”
Girl: “stop winning and grab the chili”

by Aloha_snackbar34 August 23, 2019

not hot chili sauce

adj

Definition 1.)
Somebody who has an always angry, or spicy, attitude towards other people when they get mad, but cools off rather quickly and plead for forgiveness.

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adj
Definition 2.) Cold hot sauce

For definition one
Person 1: He kept yelling at me for about 15 minutes, then he cooled down and started saying that hes sorry.
Person 2: Looks like he's not hot chili sauce.
Person 1: You can say that again.
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For definition two
Person 1: I can't believe that Rooster Sauce was so fucking cold!
Person 2: I guess it's not hot chili sauce.

by Treecko666 January 15, 2016