Corn toes

When one’s feet smell like Fritos (or some sort of chips brand)

bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?

by bigyeeterz May 12, 2019

corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.

"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"

by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011

Corn or Peas

A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.

This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

corn cave

When a gay male sticks corn up his anus.

And I couldn't find anything to use, so I pulled a corn cave.

by Sdrubyd May 05, 2015

Corned Patrol

a group of people that are high and are consistently high, and while being high they eat all food

I saw the corned patrol outside smoking a bowl

by Hotdogboy69 January 18, 2017

corn tip

when a man has anal sex with a girl and he takes his dick out of her ass and its covered in poop and the tip of his dick has a piece of sweetcorn.

*after anal sex*
Mario: you got shit on my dick! there's corn on it too!
Emily: you gotta corn tip

by yxxd July 10, 2017

corn chili

A person who is really skinny, very immature, and for some odd reason plays all the Skylanders. This is not a specific person more like a title give to some one that fits this description.

"Hey have you met the new kid" "Ya he's such a corn chili "

by Asdfghjkl5252 January 26, 2017