Shit hole where you fail because the teaching isn’t good as all they care about if your hair and how you dress “don’t wear those tight trousers it makes the teaching staff horny”
by Smithy Benno Bruh January 17, 2018
Get the launceston collegemug. "Hey bro, how did your night end up?"
"Janet and Sarah were so wasted, so I took them home and ended up winning college!"
"Janet and Sarah were so wasted, so I took them home and ended up winning college!"
by Nickster113 November 29, 2007
Get the winning collegemug. Lovett is one of 9 residential colleges at Rice University in Houston, Texas. Although it is commonly known as the ugliest of the residential colleges, it is, saying this objectively, the best party college at Rice.
It throws weekly parties of more than 150 people on one floor, several rooms of beer pong, several rooms of dancing, and rooms for smoking.
However there are public parties too. One for each semester. In the fall there is Getcheroxoff which used to be a strictly porno party in the 70's but now has been dulled down to themes like Pirate Booty. In the spring, Lovett hosts the best public party of the semester Casino Party, which was the first party at Rice University. All of these are costume parties.
It throws weekly parties of more than 150 people on one floor, several rooms of beer pong, several rooms of dancing, and rooms for smoking.
However there are public parties too. One for each semester. In the fall there is Getcheroxoff which used to be a strictly porno party in the 70's but now has been dulled down to themes like Pirate Booty. In the spring, Lovett hosts the best public party of the semester Casino Party, which was the first party at Rice University. All of these are costume parties.
Giggling girls: hey guys, where's the party tonight?
Boys: Lovett College! There's a keg and punch tonight.
Goggling girls: Ooooh what floor?
Boys: SECONDDDDD.
Boys: Lovett College! There's a keg and punch tonight.
Goggling girls: Ooooh what floor?
Boys: SECONDDDDD.
by weinerhole April 10, 2009
Get the Lovett Collegemug. by Eust October 22, 2008
Get the Cow Collegemug. Commonly refers to the 5 prestigious undergraduate colleges located in Claremont, California but also includes 2 graduate schools. The undergraduate institutions, Pomona, Claremont McKenna, Pitzer, Harvey Mudd, and Scripps are all highly selective and consistently ranked among the nation's best colleges in US News & World Report as well as in many other college guides. The colleges are all technically independent but share a variety of resources and programs. Pomona and Pitzer do joint athletics while Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Scripps (CMS) do as well.
Oh my god, you got into one of the Claremont Colleges? Man, you must be crazy smart!
I could never get into one of the Claremont Colleges...my SATs are not nearly high enough.
I could never get into one of the Claremont Colleges...my SATs are not nearly high enough.
by Atticus382091839 April 23, 2006
Get the Claremont Collegesmug. A: A school for squares and bros.
B: An imaginary college behind Jimmy John's (especially when used by a student at the University of Minnesota).
C: A depository of nice Lutheran girls.
B: An imaginary college behind Jimmy John's (especially when used by a student at the University of Minnesota).
C: A depository of nice Lutheran girls.
Usage A:
Mom 1: "My son goes to Augsburg College."
Mom 2: "Ahh, he must be quite the little brah."
Mom 1: "You're right, he is."
Usage B:
U student 1: "I went to get a sandwich the other day and I swore I saw a college bookstore across the street."
U student 2: "Were you drunk?"
U student 1: "Probably. My mistake."
Usage C:
Dude 1: "I hear you got a new girlfriend."
Dude 2: "I did. She studies Youth and Family Ministry at Augsburg College."
Dude 1: "She must be a very nice young woman with a healthy spirituality."
Dude 2: "Don't forget about her physical attrativeness!"
Mom 1: "My son goes to Augsburg College."
Mom 2: "Ahh, he must be quite the little brah."
Mom 1: "You're right, he is."
Usage B:
U student 1: "I went to get a sandwich the other day and I swore I saw a college bookstore across the street."
U student 2: "Were you drunk?"
U student 1: "Probably. My mistake."
Usage C:
Dude 1: "I hear you got a new girlfriend."
Dude 2: "I did. She studies Youth and Family Ministry at Augsburg College."
Dude 1: "She must be a very nice young woman with a healthy spirituality."
Dude 2: "Don't forget about her physical attrativeness!"
by Joeyjojrjackamo4 September 20, 2010
Get the Augsburg Collegemug. The College of Knowledge is none other than the astounding institute of College of Charleston, which is located in historic downtown Charleston, SC.
While it is a small school, it is in the heart of a gorgeous city full of historic architecture, including many houses and churches, and is a quick drive to many beaches and parks. The College of Charleston is a liberal arts school with a very dynamic student body (just around two-thirds female) and a competitive athletic program.
While it is a small school, it is in the heart of a gorgeous city full of historic architecture, including many houses and churches, and is a quick drive to many beaches and parks. The College of Charleston is a liberal arts school with a very dynamic student body (just around two-thirds female) and a competitive athletic program.
The College of Knowledge is the best college in the country. Students are fun and exciting, the women are gorgeous, the sports are successful, and you can't beat Charleston, SC.
by SumterStatus September 14, 2009
Get the The College of Knowledgemug.