Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

coat before you throat

Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.

Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

English Duffle Coat

The English Duffle Coat. When someone goes to the toilet, drops their pants and conducts a hand stand over the toilet bowl with their hair sitting in the toilet water. From here they defecate with the faeces rolling down their back into the bowl.

Oh look there's the Vic Premier Daniel Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.

by CyQouT. November 16, 2021

Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.

Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Coat

Acronym c.o.a.t. chance of ass tonight?

Text: hey is their a coat? (Chance of ass tonight?)

by Aruokman October 17, 2025