bum mammal

a persons resemblence of something that emerged/lives/born in an anus.similar to shit.waste product of lifebumlooserlow life

used as an insult. especially to rebuke a verbal attack on ones self. fuck off you bum mammal

by dogsy June 18, 2008

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

Curling Bum

Defined by the awesome sport of curling. Curling Bum is the amazing tightness of a chick's butt created by prolonged playing of the awesome sport of curling. The characteristics of a Curling Bum is tight, firm, round and flexible. These characteristics are intensified when worn with Lululemon pants.

While in the stands at the Scotties Tournament of Hearts for the best Ladies Curling team, I have to shift myself in my seat mutiple times when stairing at the awesome site of these Curling Bums.

by dlink000 February 19, 2013

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.

Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!

by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008

Bumming Brigade

Three guys who think they have all the swag, and walk around acting like they might even get a glimpse of a vagina that night. they also have that one extra guy, who isn't as much of an arse hole, but still isn't someone you'd want to be around.

Essentially, the opposite of pussay patrol.

Guy 1: Who are you guys?
Guy 2: We are the pussay patrol
guy 1: Weird you look more like the bumming brigade
Stereotypical gangsta: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

by OhSh!tSon December 31, 2014