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Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)
It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down
by Joedude20 September 28, 2010
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bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus
"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
by mcfierce September 1, 2008
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bum mint

A mint which freshens your rear end. "Bum mint" is used as a cuss. An abusive term.

It can also be used in a friendly way.
"You stupid bum mint".

"Aww, it's alright you bum mint."
by Waheey June 19, 2006
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bum-upper

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
by Dexterity August 10, 2006
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bum brigade

A large number of people of the homeless persuasion gathering together in one place. They can usually be seen massing by bridges or wherever there are cardboard boxes to be found. Usually travelling in packs, when you see one member of this brigade you can usually find the rest. Markings include layers upon layers of winter coats, which aid in escape when confronted by predators by creating a mass of confusion, much like zebra stripes.
Some guy: Dude, I saw a trail of winter coats leading down to your block from the train! What the hell happened?

Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.
by kAte the great ! December 20, 2007
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Bum all

Not doing anything
Liam: 'What you doing tonight, Ad?'

Adam: 'Bum all just chilling'
by Rosezposez April 6, 2009
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Bum Drunk

The act of being wasted in so much as being likened to a bum. Origins: Las Vegas golf trip and Construction Trade Show 2008.
Dan-o passed out standing up waiting for the monorail rail in Vegas only to be discovered 2 hours later by friend who were just passing by, he was bum drunk!
by Dan-o Merz May 27, 2008
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