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Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.
"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"
by Roy Biv March 9, 2009
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choch bagger

some who is exhibiting choch like behaviors to a new level. usualy his straightened hair or wears 2 or more polo shirts. may also wear skinny jeans or black emo hair because they think it makes them look deep. Also looks like a girl from the back. also works as a generic insult.
guy 1. hey see that choch bagger over there?
guy 2. o yeah tyler hes such a choch bagger with straightened hair.
guy 1. lets beat him up
guy 2. YEA
by tyler coulter June 10, 2009
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Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general
"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night
by stargate1983 September 8, 2010
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house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
by Truthbot July 22, 2012
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the bugler

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.
I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.
by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013
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Jazz Burger

An overzealous individual, particularly in sales. Characterized by shady ethics and hair that has way too much gel in it.
That motherfucking jazz burger at the Verizon store sold me a piece of shit phone.
by Bender04 December 18, 2013
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austin burger

a man who has troubles getting an erection. Also is known to be a flaming gay. Enjoys getting shafted from behind
Dude, I just got Austin Burgered and couldn't get laid.
by Austin Burger disease September 27, 2014
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