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The Bryan

When you plan to hang out with the boys and then when you’re hanging with the boys you make up an excuse to leave and go to another event.
*The boys are having a fire*

Bryan: “Ah shit bro it’s too cold I’m leaving”

*Bryan proceeds to Brads house*

The Boys: “He just pulled the Bryan”
by Chills125 April 17, 2020
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A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”
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a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras
Bryan: IM THE MAN

me: ooh okay buddy
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A huge asshole who makes fun of everyone and everything.
guy1: Hey, you're stupid

guy2: Wow don't be a Bryan!
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My dad Bryan has been gone since I was born
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He’s a tall,funny, and has big dick energy 😫. He’s and amazing person in and out if yk what I mean 😏. He will fuck your sister and mom on the same night no doubt. You can trust Bryan with anything⁉️ He’s a great and loving guy. He wants a gf so this his number 😉 (813) 352-8725!!!
Ashley: Did you see Bryan yesterday his dick was so massive! Alexsis: yes I’d turn gay for Bryan!!
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