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Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
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Bless Your Heart

As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.

1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.

2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.

3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."

2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."

3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023
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Appalachian Blessing

When a bunch of male friends assemble and ejaculate on a new item for good luck.
We are doing an Appalachian blessing this Friday on my new lawnmower.
by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023
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blessing

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
by Dauzinho September 24, 2023
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Blessing

Fucking legend. Enjoyable person , normally a really funny and kind person. Premier league fan, future baller and just a legend nje tjo tjo tjo
Blessing is grateful
by DaddyG_7 November 22, 2021
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Bless

big black man born in England from congo I like women with big ass and good cooking skills
I'm a very intelligent man with a snake like cock. I like chicken.
yo is he a bless?? of course hes big AND BLACK
by noone send help November 22, 2021
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Bless

To physically harm a person In the nicest most humiliating way possible.

Originated by Kim Hunter. City: Alexandria, Louisiana.
“Stay out people business. You gon’ go over there and that mane gon’ bless yo eye too.” “I can’t wait to see that ho ima bless her and anybody coming behind her.”
by Queen Her October 15, 2021
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