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skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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Release the bears

When you are so angry at some that you would release Bears to viciously murder your enemy
1) a great conversation stoper
So what is your name
Release the Bears!!
2) what you say when anoying you
Your stupid
You know what
What

Release the bears
by Lord of hoodie March 12, 2015
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kabooey bear

A cute gray, female cat, who loves you one second and trying to kill you the next.
She is a cute but deadly kabooey bear.

Friend: What happened to your face?
Me: My kabooey bear attacked me!!!!!!
by Dee Cline February 25, 2018
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Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.
My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.
Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!
by Mkenz December 5, 2022
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Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.
Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.
by dykemaj March 12, 2009
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