Banana

A forbidden word. For though Billy said "Banana!", Not knowing the horrors that lie inside the heads of the populace. Shunned; he was. Tormentend by them, thou was. Torment minds THEY share, but one that he doesn't posess. Innocent, his mind was. "He said banana! HAH HAH", cried the degenerates. "You said banana!!! You fool!" Billy Didn't know what the populace meant. And that knowledge; he will never possess.

So basically never say banana in front of other men. Don't be like Billy. For banana means...Dick

"Gross! You sucked that dude's banana? I thought you were better than this!"

by One whom Yotes July 6, 2018

Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor

Oww, dude I just did the banana splits

by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

Banana dick

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.

Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!

by Fukpig April 27, 2011

Banana Daiquiri

When a man is doing a girl doggy style, and places his hanging balls into a bucket of ice.(you'll need low balls or a tall bucket) The act must last a good 20-30 minutes to achieve a good chill. When the time is right the guy will proceed to blow a very cool, refreshing load onto the girls face.

I've been in the emergency room all night. I've gotten frostbite from giving Wendy a banana daiquiri.

by bribri989 August 17, 2009

heterosexual banana

1- A banana that is straight rather than curved

2- A straight asian guy with a giant dick

Person #1: Guess what? I had a heterosexual banana this morning?

Person #2: Cool! And what did you eat for breakfast?

by Lanzerr September 19, 2009

Montana Banana

When dealt any 9 - 2 unsuited for your first 2 down cards in Texas Hold 'em You'll have a better chance of finding a banana tree in Montana then winning a pot with 9 - 2 offsuit in Texas Hold 'em

A Montana Banana is when for your first two cards dealt in the Hole are 9 - 2 unsuited in Texas Hold 'em

by crazysven July 21, 2010