Baker Mayfield

The perfect definition of white privilege.

Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.

by Bank Varish August 8, 2023

Jordan Baker

A seggsy biracial teen on the CW show All American. He's the twin brother of Olivia Baker and is portrayed by Michael Evans Behling. Did I mention he's super seggsy.

"Did you watch the new All American episode today?"
"No, what happened"
"Jordan Baker is soooo hot"

by scroogemcduckswife November 22, 2021

reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why

Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me

by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020

Stevie baker

The biggest pedofile looking man in St Albans, hide your children because stevie is about and he might whip you with his pony tail

WARNING don’t go outside stevie baker is about.

by Joy baker January 11, 2020

Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon

“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”

by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020