bloody bung

Usually related to hemorrhoids. Can also be used while describing "taco shits". When you rectum is inflamed and burning causing blood to appear in your stool. Most common cure being the use of Preparation-H pads or baby wipes.

Fred drank a case of beer and ate white castle last night. He's been in the bathroom for 25 minutes with the worst case of bloody bung I've ever heard.

by D.Z. July 21, 2006

Bloody Babies

A great source of protien and nutrients for the elders.

"Honey I got some bloody babies for tonight...I know you're craving them."

by 25% More July 14, 2008

Bloody Butterfly

The wing shaped blood splatters on the inside of your thighs left after boning a chick on the rag!

Ya dude I got a bloody butterfly last night!

Sick man!

no it was pretty sweet,Imade her clean it up!

by cleist September 04, 2008

bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 07, 2004

Bloody Burger

That special time of the month when a female is on her period

I called my girlfriend for some action. She said "nah nah naw" I ask why? She said she had a "bloody burger"

by Ray672 September 17, 2008

Bloody Pelican

A bloody pelican is when a girl is having sex with you and pulls out knife, using the knife to cut open your dick. After cutting it open she will give you a B.J. and when she is done you will have a bloodless dick.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend gave me a bloody pelican last night"

Guy 2: "How was it"

Guy 1: "Good, good, but now my dick is all flimsy and pale. Oh and dont forget it also has no blood in it"

by boblily April 15, 2008

bloody mari

Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)

Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.

by Matt C Bettes August 20, 2012