April 15

Anyboody who touches you gets shot/stabbed/tasers no charges because it’s self defense NOW BOYS TRY IT RISK IT Fir your life and if this dissent count then your April 15 doesn’t FUCKING COUNT sick bastards

April 15 girls now let’s stab some creeps

by Imaboi2410 April 15, 2021

April 24th

The Date of the Legendary Josh Fight. On April 24th, 2020, a man named Josh Swain sent a message to a group of other Josh Swains, challenging them to a duel to keep the name. However, this restriction on last names was removed, so all Joshes could participate. On April 24th, 2021, the group gathered in a field for a pool noodle fight, raising money for charity. In the end, a kid known as “Little Josh” won the fight.

Kids: Grandpa, what happened on April 24th, 2021?
Grandpa: *flashbacks* Let me tell you a story.

by Amgoosehönk April 25, 2021

april 3rd

National don't answer Haylee Brideau day

on April 3rd you dont answer Haylee

by Bryxw May 2, 2021

april 16

national the lung fic day

this day in 2013 the most legendary fan fic was written.

- Patrick walks into the classroom where his favourite teacher works.

- wtf?????
- “I want to bend you over a desk and fuck you so hard, Wentz,” he growls.
- oh, is it april 16?
- every day is the lung fic day

by lung_eater3000 March 7, 2022

No Anime April

No Anime April the month of no anime at all not at all if someone fails they get slapped by someone who doesn't watch anime

Friend one: hey it's April you what that means? No Anime April

by Veganwater December 2, 2019

april 4

someone named latoya, birthdays april 4th

aye, yo did you know latoya’s birthday was april 4th ?

by biddys_745 October 13, 2021

6th april

cute hot and sexy all in one. aries princess/king

oh youre born on 6th april? youre the hottest princess

by ky the spy November 23, 2021