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Alien

An alien can mean two things.

1) Living creatures from outer space Living on other planets.

2) Someone who's smart, but nowhere near as smart as a nerd unless they pop a smart drug. They can get really strong and buff if they workout for years though.
1)

Aliens: We're going to use tractor beams to abduct your farm animals.

2)

Aliens: We can get 2-FMA and 4F-MPH and 2m2bOH 2-methyl-2-butanol to research. And play with shiny non-toxic Gallium. But first, gym.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 30, 2024
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The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”
by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025
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Alien cock

You will need lube if you have a alien cock
I have a big alien cock so big it can break you
by Yes_g8 December 25, 2023
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Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)
I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!
by Strimbles June 11, 2024
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Aliens

A species that comes from outer space
Aliens were proven real by the government and there are videos to back it up from the Air Force
by m o j _ January 13, 2022
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alien isolation

A great game but needs native VR support without having to install mods. The kind of game you’d play during a long flight. Amazingly doesn’t require an iPhone 15 pro or 16 to run unlike resident evil, assassin’s creed or death stranding, nine of which work on an iPhone 14 pro or regular iPhone 15 without jailbreaking.
alien isolation in VR would be awesome.
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