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South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
by B Kelly August 26, 2006
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African Round Ball

aka Basketball

dem niggaz love playin with balls.... in the mouth.... BOOYA
Hey look ma, that negro is playin with his african round ball. Can i give him a dirrrrrty sanchez???
by Jesus October 15, 2003
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African Crotch Critters

Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.
Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.
by I have ghetto Medical Terms! November 16, 2006
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Central African Republic

The best country ever. The absolute best. The people here are pvre 89 ft tall ultra mega strong gigachads BVLLS like greghannison. 56ft cock average. We are way better than dumb Uz*ekistan. Uhh I’m vomiting at the mention of the name. Uzbekistan is so dumb and gay. It is literally the dumbest and gayest country on earth. I hate Uzbekistan. Mother fuck all Uzbekistan and kill all Uzbekistan. Genocide Uzbekistan and nuke it. Bosnia too. But not Bolivia. Bolivia is ok.
Below is the weakest Central African Republican
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south african scratch

This is what happens when your friend goes to South Africa and hooks up with a girl name Towamba. Slight burning sensation.
step back...he's got the South African scratch.
by Lil' Reg November 10, 2004
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african wrist watch

when a guy takes his dick and wraps it around his wrist and asks someone what time it is.
Brent showed Kelsey his african wrist watch at a house party.
by mally June 6, 2005
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African Man-Dangler

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).
I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA
by Red Mike January 18, 2009
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