Alyssa

Alyssa: a skanky little slut that is crazy funny and amazing usually best friends with Tilly
Alyssa: I love you

Tilly: my parents don't

Alyssa: neither do mine
by Tillyxoxo June 25, 2017
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Alyssa

A classic Bitch who is a lesbian and uses people for friends and when people ask her out she hates them form now on and she will never talk to you unless you have money.
Me: Alyssa is so nice I think I'm gonna ask her to the dance

Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE
by JJ_monster November 12, 2018
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dirty alyssa

When u fuck a white hoe bitch then she cries on insta like a fuckin hoe
She pulled a dirty alyssa on me the cunt
by Cock magician August 22, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the rudest bitch in the world. She really has the worst attitude around and can’t keep her ugly ass feelings to herself. She dated people for the hell of it and is a whore who is just trying to get hoes She’s a ugly rude bitch ass cunt and is a petty ass bitch. She is never a real friend but a fake bitch. Has no friends and all she wants to do is “get swooped” and become high with some damn hoodlums who just want to fuck her nasty ass. If you ever meet and Alyssa run the fuck away because she will steal your shit and become the fakest bitch you know.
Boy 1: You know Alyssa?

Boy 2: Ew that nasty whore sucking dick behind the auditorium last week

Boy 1: Yeah shes a rude bitch
by codmw34 January 03, 2019
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Alyssa and Skylar

Two people who are so compatible its almost scary. Alyssa loves to have fun and is very loving and gentle. Skylar is the perfect guy who says all the right things and can make Alyssa smile no matter what.
Alyssa and Skylar
by amazingsauce311 September 26, 2011
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Alyssa (a-lees-a)

A girl who is tall and skinny who is supposedly really pretty and can be bitchy at times, but will never ever let you down. She is the most loyal friend you could ever have-but don't you dare get on her bad side. She may be scrawny, but she can break you in two if you press her too much.
She is gorgeous with black hair and green eyes-she's usually seen wearing a hoodie (skeleton on front ;D) and flared jeans. She's a Vans person.

Name based off of the uncommon name Alyss
"Alyssia!"
"no. Alyssa (a-lees-a)"

"That girl--she's... soo.. she's such an Alyssa"
"I know, right?
by WHY NOT ARRGHGHHH~~~ yep, me October 10, 2011
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alyssa serra

Fatty ass bitch is obsessed with the Dolan Twins and can’t get enough of them. She is a slut who is full of herself. She’s always texting at least 5 guys. Gets caught cheating. She is rly a yee-haw girl trying to act like she from the city. She’s always running her mouth around town. But that bitch can sit down and shut her fatty bitch ass flatness no ass up!
alyssa serra thinks she’s all that, but that bitch ass fatty can sit tf down!
by Dr. Armstrong February 25, 2019
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