Panic Gymming

I panic gym, you panic gym, we all panic gym. That situation when you spontaneously decide to go out/you're know you're getting laid later/other and you look in the mirror to find your muffin top staring back at you. 'Panic gymming' is a desperate attempt to reverse the damage when it's already too late.

'Why are you so late to pre-drinks, Stacey?'
'Oh, I was panic gymming.''

by strandedharper April 20, 2017

Gay Panic

Amity from the owl house

“Do you know who Amity is from the owl house?”
“Yeah she is the ceo of gay panic”

by I like girls in cartoon shows- July 18, 2021

storm panic

Preemptive canceling of school and businesses in lieu of snow storm or ice storm. Also the swatch of people who must buy milk, bread and eggs before such a storm.

The blizzard was supposed to hit until 2:30 pm, but the superintendent thought better of it just canceled school for the whole day. He was experiencing storm panic.

by manderjean March 13, 2014

dawn panic

The feeling of anxiety and dread when being up partying all night, and hear the birds start singing, see the sun coming up, and have the awful realisation that's it's almost time to get up for work.

I was bang at it last night when I heard the flipping birds start up.Got the dawn panic bad and realized I had to be at work in 3 hours.

by Golgi727 March 30, 2024

Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 25, 2019

Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012