Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor
"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."
by Al-Bino January 12, 2007
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wet donut

When you're enjoying anal sex and then proceed at the right moment to jizzom around the circumference of the anus, the manoeuvre is completed by violently throwing a handful of 'hundreds and thousands' into the rectal zone.
Man, I gave that girl a wet donut, now she's sucking dick for sprinkles
by 468654356 September 25, 2015
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wet pipe

Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water
"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"
by Mishalover March 08, 2017
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wet wumba

when taking a large shit, the water of the toilet bowl comes up and covers you're genitles and ass.
i heard my girlfriend get a wet wumba at about 12:38 a.m
by NBFD123 June 01, 2011
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Wet Walter

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy
Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter
by TylerJ182 May 12, 2009
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wet tent

to have an erection in your pants then proceed to blow a load in them.
That girl was so hot that she gave me a wet tent
by daentourage June 28, 2009
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Wet Jungle

When a man urinates on to another mans head. During this process the urine drips on to the man's face causing the man to feel a major sensation and jizz for several minutes straight.
When I was over Jim's house I made a major Wet Jungle on his head. It was great!!!
by Jozabr January 25, 2011
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