Nerd

A person who spends waaaaaaaaaay too much time worrying about the honors program and their dog, probably called "Gidget."

See: Linz

"OH MY GOD!"
"What?"
"I GOT A 9 OUT OF 10 ON MY HOMEWORK! I THINK I'M GONNA CRY!"
"You're a nerd."
"Well you're a jerkface!"

by Sutter 336A March 13, 2009

nerd

The people who never get laid or get girlfriends. Also called geeks.

nerd- lets play dungeons and dragons
cool kid - NERD

by MetalTomNook May 08, 2010

nerd-snipe

To provide a problem so interesting and difficult that the target is compelled to cease whatever they are doing (eating, reading, walking) in order to think about it.

Most effective on math professors, science majors, and similar.

Term coined by Randall Munroe, author of the webcomic XKCD.

"I started thinking about the effective resistance of an infinite network of resistors, but then I realized I had self-nerd-sniped."

"My friend totally nerd-sniped me! He suggested this problem and next thing I knew I was late to class!"

by reesej2 April 29, 2010

nerd wrangler

A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.

If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.

by rossirossi August 25, 2010

King Nerd

Timothy Elessar Batson - Currently in possession of all known Nerdific Powers.

Origin: Unknown.

Known associates: Queen Nerd (see Jeannie Salazar Undómiel), Martens of Dungeon and Creation Mastery, Boyds of the Suburbian Realm, Mike "the Minstrel", and THE Pops. All other associates of trivial importance.

Eeeeek! It's really him! It's really him! It's KING NERD!!!

by Anonymous Member of the I.C. November 03, 2016

dumb nerd

a person who isn't fun, athletic, attractive, or smart. the opposite of a triple threat, a quadruple bummer to be around.

He's just bad at everything and i can't stand it, there's no helping that dumb nerd!

by Slrrr January 06, 2016

Nerd Seatbelt

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.

He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.

by OUtlET December 30, 2005