Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025

Bryan Benson

Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.

Bro you look disgustingly Bryan Benson today!

by Hernandez fillips April 20, 2019

Bryan Bite

The act of taking an enormous bite of something.

“Marcus took a bryan bite”

by Fortnitebattlepass2000 March 18, 2024

Bryan Gallardo

another way to say "you're a mistake"

Me: Hey Bryan Gallardo
Bryan: Hello

Me: nailed it. -,-

by Bryan Gallardo January 24, 2018

bryan

bryan is an amazing person. he is very nice and caring. he will always be there for you. he is my best friend. bryan is super smart and had amazing grades. he is also an comedian. 🤠. bryan is very trustworthy. he will never spill ur secrets. bryan will never fail to make you laugh. he always makes me smile 😂. i am so glad i met him. he is my best friend and i hope i never lose him. 🥺🖐

bryan is amazing.

by gibby 🥳 February 6, 2020

Bryan

Bryan, amazing guy from all aspects, he can beat you in the paint he can take you to the perimeter ,he can destroy luis with a nod, hehu with a finger ,frank with a hand, and sergio with a slap, he loves his friends and loves to make money , ridin ina demon and a kat check the stats all facts bbq made me a lotta of bandz

Damm bryan be drippin like a mug

by Slim killa stoppa January 29, 2020

Bryan

A fine ass Spanish nigga, his dick little but it tickles. His hair longer than yo mutha & his stare will make you a horn ball.

Get you a Bryan. Remember “dick little but it tickles!”

by Lil dickyyy November 22, 2021